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January 20, 2005

Inauguration, jobs for Hollyweird, and Dan Rather

Today, adult leadership in America was reaffirmed by the second inauguration of George W. Bush. You'll notice in this hilarious photo who is standing where, and who is forlornly looking on.

But we're not going to see any improvement in one area. Hanoi John Kerry got his ass kicked at the polls, but the Hollyweird crowd aren't going to do the decent thing and leave America, now that he lost. They promised they would, back in 2000, but actors are all paid liars and that one they told for free.

There are even jobs waiting for them, says Canadian blogger Kevin Steel:

Harrison Ford, a former carpenter, could get work as an instructor in his old trade for Corrections Canada if he moved to Laval. According to the bio on his official site, Alec Baldwin "is a vigorous supporter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and The Performing Animal Welfare Society (PAWS)." Well, here's a job for an Animal Health Technician in Winnipeg. Any number of megastars--Sue Sarandon or her husband Tim Robbins--could grab a job as a Passport Examiner in St. John's, Newfoundland. I mean, how hard can that be? You open a passport, examine it, and say "Thank you. NEXT!" $39,840--$43,132 per annum (pro-rated-- under revision). Sweet.

(Hat tip to Small Dead Animals.)

Well, what brought that on? This update on the Fox News site, talking about the surge in page hits at the Canadian immigration site, the day after the election.

Well, not every liberal left the country, though quite a few reportedly sat out the inaguration itself. Fox News says Terry McAuliffe decided to stay home and watch a movie based on the 2004 Kerry campaign. Titanic.

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Speaking of sunk ships, here's a snip from Pat Buchanan, asking a very telling question about Dan Rather:

Where is the outrage of Rather, whose reputation has been ruined and career destroyed by the criminals who cooked up the fakes? Last September, Rather said that if the memos turned out to be fake, he would love to break that story. Why hasn’t he? Why hasn’t CBS turned the dogs loose on those who did this to it?

Posted by Weaselteeth at January 20, 2005 11:12 PM

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Posted by: SlagleRock at January 28, 2005 08:34 PM